- Shakira - Criminal Justice Major - Future U.S Sailor - T.V Fanatic - 1D and 5sos Obsessed -

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

(Source: officialjipersnoe, via rubiesandrain)

darlingisdying:

 

shejla24:

children in middle eastern countries are being killed in front of their parents eyes, black children get shot for no real reason and we still have white people on tumblr talking about how white children are ‘oppressed’ because their school doesnt allow them to wear some specific kind of printed shirt

(via frenchbras)

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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(via babyweatherly)

ofgeography:

queenlyanna:

Do you ever just get something and think: This. This is it. This is my new favourite thing.

#make a snide remark and then get drunk (via)

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: meidosuji, via babyweatherly)

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