motoasfuck:

thiinka:

damianwaynesboots:

A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.

• Teacher: Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself
• Me: *sits there*
• Teacher: Ciara, why aren't you writing?
• Me: I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.
• Teacher: Why?
• Me: Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.
• Teacher: Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.
• Me: Okay. *gets up and walks to office*
•  ^needs more notes^

e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

14/100—Joseph Gordon-Levitt

navyyardarchives:

NCIS 7x04 Good Cop, Bad Cop

The one thing I would love to see in season 11

zivarocks44:

Ziva messing up a idiom and then she finds out it was wrong and Tony didn’t correct her even though he heard it. And she’d be all like “I count on you to correct me, Tony. If I cannot count on you to be honest with me; who then can I count on?”

drdoccubustorres-greysloanmh:

When a fandom is excited about the return of a serial killer who tortured a main character and dreading the return of said character’s love interest, you’ve done something terribly wrong

wincestiell:

dear-melina-count-me-in:

oopsfuckproductions:

i am in love with this woman

eastcoastkiss:

atomictides:

LOVE

rosy and pink/bubblegum blog!

phantasieandmirare:

let-us-break-free:

darknessengulfing:

nobodys-gonna-save-you:

foreverabrokenrecord:

bubblezgirly:

thefandomain:

vampiresareveganzombies:

0hlovelyparis:

rosieroe:

venividivicibitches:

lettuceburnone:

onevoiceforever:

respectmethugtoninatalia:

ill-be-here-dreaming:

Okay, my sophomore year I had a TERRIBLE Chem teacher, and myself and all of my friends were failing. So, I came up with the idea to write notes on a piece of paper which you cut into the size of the cover of your graphing calculator, and you then tape it onto the inside of the cover. When you open the calculator and slide the cover onto the back, no one can see your notes. You inch the cover up if you need to check notes. This is how all of my friends passed Chem, and I still do it today, in fact, I passed my College Algebra final today with this. I have never once had a teacher have an inkling of suspicion when doing this. Try it, it works!!

Write on a small piece of paper and put it under your thighs….write on the inside of your calculator …write on your desk and cover it with your arm . works everyyy time

how do I reach these kids

I’ve done all of those things. Works like a charm.

Use an eraser to write answers on the desk. Only at certain angles can people read them. It works for me in Biology. 

I just wear a skirt and write things on the top of my thighs and discreetly check by crossing my legs. Even if a teacher catches a glimpse they can’t ask you to pull up your skirt

the last one though YOU DESERVE AN AWARD

Write up answers on a piece of paper and tape it under the edge of your skirt, just flip part of your skirt up and check it. Or write on your shoes, I’ve never got caught using that.

I did the same thing, except I used my shorts, guys can do it too!

Thank you for alerting a teacher to great cheating techniques to check for. I don’t think that any of my current students would have thought of trying any of these though.

Teachers are on tumblr?!

well we’re fucked

I just love the comment by the teacher. People do not give them enough credit and that is what makes it all the better.

Plot twist: that “teacher” comment was just a really high teenager

TEACHER ALERT. TEACHER ALERT. ABORT ABORT ABORT.

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

krissyxoxo93:

I haven’t seen them, probably won’t, but this is so true. It’s all I’ve heard about! Hahaha

thatstuffdreamsaremadefrom:

Marky Mark to Kellan Lutz

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